03.08.2005 PK ARCHIVE DEC 04 +++ Doing it in Buenos Aires |
  In Argentina, a rather Catholic country where people live with their parents and sisters and brothers and aunts and uncles until they get married or even until they die, making a bit of amore, intrinsic part of the Latin life style, can prove to be rather difficult. With hardly anyone owning their own car to seduce their partners on the back seat, life would be pretty grim in South America if there wouldn’t be places to go for a bit of hanky panky. Help is at hand when you live in the bustling capital of Buenos Aires. Hot-blooded couples can swing by any of the countless telos, short for “albergue transitorio”, situated at street every corner. Going all knitty-gritty after renting a room for one, three or five hours or even the whole night is an extremely popular thing to do in Argentina. Not only extremely useful for people who just can’t wait until they get married so they can take their partners home, but also when you wanna shag someone who isn’t necessarily your wife or husband, boyfriend or girlfriend. The albergues transitorios are usually discreetly designed housing complexes without windows and drive-by car parks which suggests that most people don’t want to be watched when they enter and get it on. Telos exist in all forms and shapes: Whilst not everyone is into rubber sheets and shabby dim lit dives with pubes all over the pillows, it is definitely a turn-on to go for a flat-size luxury suite. Especially when it’s kitted out with a sauna, whirlpool mirrors on the ceiling, a shower that can be viewed from the king-size bed, dressing gowns, body oils and Pay-TV. All yours for less than fifteen Euro a pop: It just oozes style when you bed your chaperone in one of those love mansions. And it’s fun too! In every well-equipped love hotel room you can find one of these amazing love chairs, a throne with a multitude of pads in all heights and angles that invites you to bone your loved one in every possible position. For people lacking of imagination, illustrated posters with photographs of awkward looking dressed couples offer insights into the intricate art of chair-aided love making. So why not treat yourself-it might be a great experience even if you can’t be arsed to do it? There is plenty of other stuff to get on with in three hours. Heating up in the sauna as most flats in Buenos Aires don’t have central heating and the winters can be icy is what some people I know were doing… Taking a nice bath or having a rest without the hubby getting on your nerves might be another option. No matter what makes you tick though: Some nice humping in a love hotel is definitely the way forward if you’re into that kind of stuff. I really felt inclined to try it out when I first came to Buenos Aires in December but all the mirrors made me feel a little inhibited and shy although are great if you want to find out how you really look when you are being boned/boning. And they are wicked for photography sessions too. However, I might give it another try as there are themed telos as well where you can chose to shag in all kinds of exotic scenarios. To me this sounds amazing. |
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